Quest: Lavarico

FIRST PART:
Start in Falador, and look for a person named Turkey. Once you have found Turkey, he will tell you that
his best friend Pico has disapeared, he offers you payment in Turkey's to find him and return him safley.
He tells you he went missing around the time Java, Faladors princess was going to get married with the
tyrant of (name here), Eri. Turkey says he suspects that pico went after the tyrant, since pico was in love
with the princess and that you need to start your search in falador.

TEXT FOR FIRST PART:

Turkey: "Hey [your_name]! My friend Pico is missing!
[your_name]: "Missing?
Turkey: "Yes! He ran off to save the princess of falador from the evil tyrant Eri, but hes been missing for 2 days
now without word!
[your_name]: "Well what do you want me to do about it?"
Turkey: "You seem like a strong and wise adventurer... Find and Save him! I will give you a great reward for you doing!"
[your_name]: A reward? It better be a fucking good one."
Turkey: "It will! Pico was last seen looking for Java here in Falador, he might be trapped in the castle."
Turkey: "You must hurry before it's too late!"

SECOND PART:
You search falador, and you go in faladors castle, at the top you find Pico alone crying, you talk
to him and he tells you that he had come to save princess Java and win her heart, but Eri locked Java up
in his room, and now he is helpless to stop the marriage. He begs you to go and save Java, and in reward
you will recieve a guilded top. He gives you a lockpick incase it comes handy.

TEXT FOR SECOND PART:

[your_name]: "Are you Pico?"
Pico (crying): "uhh..yes, who are you?"
[your_name]: Im here to save you!
Pico (crying): *sniff* save me?
[your_name]:Yes ofcourse, you have been gone for days.
Pico (crying): No..nonononono...no!
[your_name]: whats wrong?
Pico (crying): Dont save me fool! Save java!
[your_name]: Im getting paid to save you, and only you "fool"
Pico (crying): I will pay you three times the ammount of what your getting paid.
[your_name]: Deal. Who do i save now?
Pico (crying): Save Java, Eri the tyrant locked her up ina cage in his room, i cant get in im too weak to stop the marriage.
Pico (crying): I love her!
[your_name]: Ok, i will find his room and save her.
Pico (crying): Thankyou! Thankyou so much!
Pico (crying): Here take this lockpick, it might come in handy,
[Your_name]: Thanks you little bitch.
Pico (crying): Did you say something?
[Your_name]: No nothing, thankyou.

THIRD PART:
You search for eri's room in the castle, right before you find his door you see danuis standing infront blocking
your way. You talk to him and he says that noone is to pass. You go back to Pico and he tells you that
danuis is a drinker, and to give him a few beers. You go to the falador pub, and buy a few beers. You take them
back to danuis, he happilly accepts, he drinks and then he starts telling a story, as he stumbles away telling his
story, you picklock the door and walk in. You find Java in her cage. You try to picklock her cage, but while your
doing that, eri the tyrant walks into the room with danuis, danuis yells that your the bastard who attacked him to
get inside. Eri says: " How dare you! my xp is 2397str 38dragon7290attc726guthix739!" he attacks you.

TEXT FOR THIRD PART:

Danuis: Who are you?
[Your_name]: My name is [Your_name]
Danuis: None may pass.
[Your_name]: Please?
Danuis: None may pass, would you like to hear a sexual intercourse story?
[Your_name]: No thankyou.

[Your_name]: Pico, there is a guy name Danuis standing infront of eri's door, he will not let me pass.
Pico: Then kill him!
[Your_name]: I cant, hes is... disturbing..
Pico: Then get him some beers, i heard he be a heavy drinker!
Pico: Go to the falador tavern and buy some beer!
[Your_name]: Ok.

Danuis: Its you agian? Begone!
[Your_name]: Would you like a beer?
Danuis: Do i!? Thankyou!
[Your_name]: No problem.

(screen says: "You hand danuis a beer")

Danius: You knwo one time there were these 3 girls
Danius: and they had toys and they..

(he walks away so you go through the door)

Java: Who are you! Dont touch me!
[Your_name] Dont worry, Pico and turkey sent me to save you!
Java: Then hurry the LAWL I SED BAD WURD up! I cant stand eri's fucking ego, and his pet monkey too!
[Your_name] O.o

(Eri walks in)

Eri: Hey! Stay away from her!
Eri: my xp is 2397str 38dragon7290attc726guthix73999monkey!!

(you kill eri)

Eri: Nooo! Now ill never finish that episode of naruto!

FORTH PART:

Danuis runs away to falador park to postpone the wedding. After you defeat eri,
He droppes a Gold ring. You grab it. You free Java and she rewards you with a dragon axe, and asks you to meet her,
pico and turkey back at turkeys location. You find turkey agian but with pico and java this time. Turkey however does
not reward you. You talk to Pico and he says that Java and him are now madly in love, and want top get married right
away, he asks you to hold the gold ring for them during the wedding.

You now head to falador park, where danuis is standing infront of, you offer him more beer but he declines saying he
wont be fooled agian by such a plain beer. You go to teh falador tavern and buy a wizards mind bomb (item = 1907) Wizard's_mind_bomb, you give it to
danuis and he happilly accepts, gets drunk and starts telling stories agian. When you walk in you find pico and java
getting married, with turkey as the preacher and 2 other npc's that stand beside them named Pedro and . You use the ring on Turkey, and the wedding is done as they kiss.

When turkey gives you a turkey, you get mad and threaten him, turkey then asks you to fetch him a magic log in the park, so he can give me a better reward.
You cut and get one magic log, he then starts mumbling and makes a heart crytal out of it with magic, then gives it to
you, pico and java thank you.

TEXT FOR FOURTH PART:

Danuis: Ill go postpone the wedding mylord!
java: Thankyou for saving me hero! You may borrow this for a while:
(screen says: "Java gives you a dragon axe")
[Your_name]: Twas nothing lol.
(java kisses you)
java: Meet me and pico at turkeys place.
(java teleports away)

Pico: Thankyou [Your_name], me and princess Java are now madly in love!
Pico: We are getting married tonight where the tyrant and java were supposed to be married tonight.
Pico: Please dont loose teh ring you found from eri, give it to us at the wedding!
[your_name]: I better get paid for all of this or its your head.
Pico: Your so funny! Meet us at falador park!
(all 3 of them teleport)

Danuis: Yer not passing me this time.
(you offer him a beer)
Danuis: Ill not be tricked by no plian beer! You will need somethign special to trick me this time!
(you offer hima wizard mind bomb)
Danuis: have i ever told you about tha...
Danuis: tha time me and these two guys decided too...
Danuis: and the "object" in our and fireworks everywhere..

Turkey: Thankyou for the ring my friend. As promised, your great reward!
(turkey gives you a turkey) (item = 2138) Raw_chicken
[Your_name] You son of a bitch! A fucking turkey!?!?
[your_name] Ill fucking casterate you!
Turkey: whoa whoa wait wait, i was just kidding!
Turkey: Fetch me a magic tree log from this park
(you hand turkey a magic tree log
Turkey: BAM BOOM BAM!
[your_name] Your not doing anything to it...
Turkey: umm err yes i am.. BAM BOOM POW!
(Turkey hands you a Crystall heart)
Turkey: This is froma ll 3 of us, as our appreciation.
Java: Ill be needing my axe back now.
Pico: And ill be needing my Pickaxe back too!
[Your_name] HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[Your_name] I dont think so.

Pico (crying): Here take this lockpick, it might come in handy,
[Your_name]: Thanks you little bitch.
Pico (crying): Did you say something?
[Your_name]: No nothing, thankyou.

Pico (crying): Here take this lockpick, it might come in handy,
[Pico]: Thanks you little bitch.
Pico (crying): Did you say something?
[Pico]: No nothing, thankyou.

But what happens if Pico Re-Reads what he wrote?